WHATS UP WITH her C@ck blocking fat friend!?!??!!?

heres a brief scenerio: Im at the club I see this fine girl, as i approach her I notice my worst fear that every guy at the club faces, THE C@CK BLOCKING FAT FRIEND!!! So, i take a heavy swag of my beer and enter the battlefield in pursuit of the pink taco. Thanks to Maxim magazines techniques and advice, i was ready for action, One strategy is for the wing man to take one for the team, another one is focus more conversation time to the fat friend, so the hot girl will think your a nice guy and not shallow and the fat friend will approve of you. There are many techniques you can use... But why put us through all this?! Because the last thing we want to hear is the fat friend saying she wants to go home, and automatically the hot girl that your rappin to immidiately listens to c@ck block girl, leaving you playing with the skin flute at the end of the night. Also why do hot girls bring the fat friend out? So she can stand out being the hottest????

WHATS UP WITH her C@ck blocking fat friend!?!??!!?
It's really too bad you feel this way. If I were approached by someone I was willing to talk to, I would not let any of my friends stand in my way. Maybe the fact that you are too shallow for the "pink taco" is why you notice the "fat friend." We aren't friends with people because they weigh a certain amount, we are friends with them because of there character. If your just lookin for a hook up, maybe approach the hussy without a clue. She should be shallow enough to talk to you. Best wishes!
Reply:HAHAaa because the fat c@ckblocker is smart %26amp; disease free ;) You have excellent writing skills...amusing!
Reply:...are you ok?
Reply:no ur a pig and maybe she the girl has a heart and is not shallow like you and likes her friend for her and dont think she is fat! keep an attitude like this and you will continue to go home and beat your meat alone!